100 Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids
Gross Would You Rather questions are perfect for getting kids laughing, talking, and defending some seriously disgusting choices. These kid-friendly questions work well for classroom brain breaks, family game nights, parties, road trips, library programs, and rainy days.
The questions include gross foods, bugs, slime, strange smells, messy animals, and plenty of silly body sounds. You can download a FREE printable containing all 100 Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids at the bottom of the post.
GROSS WOULD YOU RATHER FOOD QUESTIONS
- Would you rather eat slime-covered pancakes or cereal filled with pickle juice?
- Would you rather eat onion-flavored ice cream or chocolate-covered broccoli?
- Would you rather drink a warm tuna milkshake or a cold gravy smoothie?
- Would you rather eat spaghetti topped with jelly or waffles covered in mustard?
- Would you rather eat a soggy sandwich or a bowl of crunchy pudding?
- Would you rather eat mashed potatoes that taste like toothpaste or toothpaste that tastes like mashed potatoes?
- Would you rather eat a cupcake filled with beans or a taco filled with frosting?
- Would you rather drink orange juice mixed with ketchup or milk mixed with pickle juice?
- Would you rather eat macaroni and cheese with gummy worms or pizza topped with marshmallows?
- Would you rather eat soup with your hands or spaghetti with a straw?
Find even more strange food choices in these Would You Rather Food Questions.
STINKY WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS
- Would you rather smell like rotten eggs or old gym socks?
- Would you rather have stinky feet or breath that always smells like onions?
- Would you rather sit beside a smelly garbage can or wear a shirt that smells like wet dog?
- Would you rather have a skunk spray your backpack or your favorite shoes?
- Would you rather smell dirty socks everywhere you go or hear someone burping all day?
- Would you rather sleep in a room that smells like fish or ride in a car that smells like spoiled milk?
- Would you rather have your hair smell like garlic or your hands smell like tuna?
- Would you rather wear a hat that smells like cheese or gloves that smell like pickles?
- Would you rather smell a skunk every morning or a garbage truck every afternoon?
- Would you rather always smell something gross or always wonder whether you smell gross?
SLIME AND GOO QUESTIONS
- Would you rather step barefoot in cold slime or warm mud?
- Would you rather have slime drip from your ceiling or ooze from your shoes?
- Would you rather sleep on a slime-covered pillow or under a sticky blanket?
- Would you rather have green goo for hair or purple slime for fingernails?
- Would you rather sneeze slime or hiccup bubbles filled with goo?
- Would you rather reach into a bucket of mystery slime or a box of squishy noodles?
- Would you rather have sticky hands all day or slimy feet all day?
- Would you rather slide down a giant slime slide or jump into a pool of gelatin?
- Would you rather clean up a bucket of spilled slime or a floor covered in sticky syrup?
- Would you rather have a pet blob of slime or a pet ball of sticky goo?
BUGS AND CREEPY CRAWLERS
- Would you rather find a worm in your shoe or a beetle in your backpack?
- Would you rather hold a slimy slug or a hairy caterpillar?
- Would you rather have an ant crawl up your arm or a fly land on your nose?
- Would you rather sleep in a room with one large spider or 100 tiny ants?
- Would you rather have a cricket chirping in your pocket or a beetle buzzing around your head?
- Would you rather step on a squishy worm or sit beside a jar of wiggling grubs?
- Would you rather have a pet cockroach or a pet centipede?
- Would you rather walk through a cloud of gnats or crawl through a tunnel filled with cobwebs?
- Would you rather find a bug in your cereal or a worm beside your sandwich?
- Would you rather have butterfly wings covered in slime or beetle legs covered in sticky syrup?
BODY SOUNDS AND SILLY GROSS HABITS
- Would you rather burp every time you say your name or fart every time you sit down?
- Would you rather have the hiccups for an entire day or sneeze every five minutes?
- Would you rather have a giant booger hanging from your nose or spinach stuck between your teeth?
- Would you rather hear loud stomach growls during a quiet test or accidentally burp during a school assembly?
- Would you rather have sweaty hands or smelly feet?
- Would you rather sneeze with your eyes open or hiccup while trying to talk?
- Would you rather have a runny nose all day or an itchy armpit you cannot scratch?
- Would you rather make a squeaking sound when you chew or a honking sound when you swallow?
- Would you rather have your stomach growl like a lion or your sneeze sound like a foghorn?
- Would you rather leave sweaty footprints or have bubbles come out of your ears?
MUD, TRASH, AND MESSES
- Would you rather jump into a mud puddle wearing your best clothes or spill spaghetti sauce on your favorite shirt?
- Would you rather clean a sticky garbage can or a muddy bathtub?
- Would you rather walk through squishy mud barefoot or wear wet socks for an entire day?
- Would you rather have mud splashed in your hair or sticky syrup spilled in your shoes?
- Would you rather clean a floor covered in crumbs or a table covered in jelly?
- Would you rather carry a bag of smelly trash or a basket of muddy laundry?
- Would you rather sleep in a messy bedroom or eat at a sticky table?
- Would you rather have garbage stuck to your shoe or gum stuck in your hair?
- Would you rather dig through a pile of wet leaves or a bin of soggy paper?
- Would you rather clean up after a food fight or a giant mud fight?
GROSS ANIMAL WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS
- Would you rather be licked by a drooling dog or sneezed on by a llama?
- Would you rather clean a pigpen or scoop a giant litter box?
- Would you rather step in dog poop or sit in bird poop?
- Would you rather have a skunk as a pet or a pig that sleeps in your bed?
- Would you rather hold a slimy frog or a squishy sea cucumber?
- Would you rather be covered in dog drool or cow slobber?
- Would you rather clean muddy elephant feet or brush an alligator’s teeth?
- Would you rather have a goat chew your shirt or a camel spit on your hat?
- Would you rather share your lunch with a fly or your drink with a slobbery dog?
- Would you rather ride a muddy pig or hug a wet sheep?
GROSS SCHOOL QUESTIONS
- Would you rather sit at a sticky desk or use a pencil that smells like dirty socks?
- Would you rather find gum under your chair or a squished banana in your backpack?
- Would you rather eat mystery cafeteria mush or drink a lumpy mystery smoothie?
- Would you rather have a classroom that smells like onions or a school bus that smells like wet sneakers?
- Would you rather use a slimy eraser or a pencil covered in sticky syrup?
- Would you rather spill milk on your homework or drop your lunch in a mud puddle?
- Would you rather sit beside someone with smelly feet or someone who burps every five minutes?
- Would you rather clean the cafeteria floor or empty every classroom garbage can?
- Would you rather find an old sandwich in your desk or a moldy apple in your locker?
- Would you rather wear wet socks to school or discover pudding inside your shoes?
FUNNY GROSS WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS FOR KIDS
- Would you rather have spaghetti growing from your ears or cheese growing between your toes?
- Would you rather sneeze noodles or burp soap bubbles?
- Would you rather have a nose shaped like a pickle or ears shaped like onions?
- Would you rather sweat ketchup or cry pickle juice?
- Would you rather have hair made of wet noodles or eyebrows made of fuzzy mold?
- Would you rather take a bath in cold oatmeal or warm applesauce?
- Would you rather wear socks filled with pudding or gloves filled with mashed potatoes?
- Would you rather have a tongue that tastes like soap or teeth that smell like cheese?
- Would you rather live in a giant garbage can or sleep inside an old sneaker?
- Would you rather have a pet booger that follows you around or a talking hairball?
EXTREME GROSS WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS
- Would you rather swim through a pool of cold spaghetti or crawl through a tunnel of warm jelly?
- Would you rather wear the same sweaty socks for a month or the same muddy shirt for a week?
- Would you rather shower in pickle juice or wash your hair with gravy?
- Would you rather sleep on a bed of wet sponges or a pile of sticky noodles?
- Would you rather have everything you touch become slimy or everything you eat become soggy?
- Would you rather be trapped inside a smelly shoe or a sticky garbage bag?
- Would you rather have permanent onion breath or permanently sweaty feet?
- Would you rather clean 100 dirty toilets or 1,000 stinky sneakers?
- Would you rather have slime rain from the sky or muddy puddles cover every floor?
- Would you rather answer another 100 gross questions or clean up every gross thing in this list?
HOW TO USE GROSS WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS
These questions provide a simple way to start conversations and encourage kids to explain their choices. Use them during classroom brain breaks, morning meetings, indoor recess, parties, family game nights, long car rides, or library activities.
Ask each person to choose one option and explain why they selected it. You can also have children move to different sides of the room, hold up choice cards, vote as a group, or try to predict which answer will be the most popular.
MORE WOULD YOU RATHER FUN
Keep the conversations going with these additional collections:
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DOWNLOAD THE FREE GROSS WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS PRINTABLE
Download a FREE printable copy of all 100 Gross Would You Rather Questions for Kids here. Print the questions for your classroom, family, library program, party, or next game night.
